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warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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im-barack-obama:

and i approve this text post

piningjohn:

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she knows

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she knows

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she knows 

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he knows

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he knows

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

piningjohn:

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she knows

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she knows

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she knows 

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he knows

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he knows

Very hard to find a pressure point on you, Mr Holmes.

Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable. John, you have endured war, and injury, and tragic loss. So sorry about the last one. So know this, today you sit between the women you have made your wife and the man you’ve saved. In short, the two people who love you most in all this world. I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.

ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

internetboredom:

I apparently was in 101 Dalmatians 

piningjohn:

"i’ve moved on" "Not really in the picture anymore" "Are you going to see him again" yes please keep using dating and romantic vocabulary to describe John and Sherlock’s relationship