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upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

  • Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
  • Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

sansastartk:

Let me make things as clear as possible.. William Darcy, I don’t wanna be just friends.

naughtywatson:

Okay but Sherlock riding up to a crime scene with sunglasses on and a soda in his hand with a crazy straw and John is in the car too with sunglasses and gold chains on and they have Mercy by Kanye West blasting from the radio

shellysbees:

As funny as the ‘metaphor’ jokes were. It really pisses me off that certain individuals were using that one line, from a character that was clearly identified as being pretentious in the book, as a reason to hate John Green.

Opinion Time

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

Sherlock AU: John is left with memory loss after an accident.

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

violue:

The theme of this post is mostly abstract and involves my underwear bursting into flames.

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